no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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