The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
