You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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