we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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