I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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