honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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