absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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