Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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