so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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