I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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