Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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