the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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