he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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