Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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