You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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