So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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