he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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