Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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