What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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