I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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