Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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