Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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