Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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