The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
