the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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