shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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