We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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