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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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