Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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