Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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