I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize