hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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