somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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