Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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