that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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