I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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