real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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