Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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