So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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