Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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