My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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