It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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