Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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