I think my vagina is haunted
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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