its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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