Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
is it fun? or sober?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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