didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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