Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
