All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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