you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He better not be in your backpack
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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