worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
