Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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