So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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