About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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