I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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