Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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