I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
